You have already been infected by the SPIKEY-20 new variant, so there's
no point in getting vaccinated now. You need to vaccinate before
you get infected!
Ah, excellent idea! I'll vaccinate you against SPIKEY-20 new variant!
You haven't had any vaccinations yet, so I'll prepare the first vaccine dose for you.
Before I do, keep in mind that no vaccine is perfectly effective, and there will likely be side effects.
To be fully effective, you'll need to come back and get a second dose at least a week after your first dose.
It's a great idea to get vaccinated, but in your case, you are already showing symptoms of the virus.
The vaccine is only effective if you are not already infected.
It's an excellent idea to get vaccinated twice against the SPIKEY-20 Variant.
But, it appears you have already been vaccinated quite recently. The second dose
is only effective if you wait at least 7 days since your last dose. Please
come back afer a week to get your second dose.
Great! You are back for your second dose of the SPIKEY-20 Variant Vaccine!
Before I give your second dose, keep in mind that no vaccine is perfectly effective, and there will likely be side effects.
You sure do love vaccinations, huh?
You have already been vaccinated twice against the SPIKEY-20 new variant.
Science has shown that two doses should be plenty. Any more would just take precious vaccine doses away from others. Instead, help protect Whyville by encouraging others to get vaccinated!
Yay! You are now vaccinated with your first dose! Expect some minor symptoms over the next day or so.
Your path to immunity has begun! The vaccine is only completely effective when you have
gotten your second dose. Please come back after at least 7 days to get your second jab.
Yay! You are now vaccinated with your second dose! Expect some minor symptoms over the next day or so.
There is a good chance that you are now immune to the virus, but
5 out of every 100 people who get vaccinated might still catch the disease.
You have done all the vaccinating you can do. You can stil exercise the standard preventative measures to decrease
your risk of getting the virus.
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I'm happy to give you my test for the SPIKEY-20 new variant.
Before I do, keep in mind that it's not perfectly accurate. No test is. There is some chance that you are infected even if the test shows you're not.
My test shows that you were infected with the SPIKEY-20 new variant, but you are now free of the symptoms. You can only get a virus once, so you don't need to worry about getting it again.
Your test results are positive: you seem to be infected with the of SPIKEY-20 new variant.
Now, my test is not perfect. In fact, 30 people out of every 100 who get this result are not actually infected.
Check out the preventive measures my twin brother has to offer.
Your test results are negative: you currently do not have the SPIKEY-20 new variant.
Now, my test is not perfect. In fact, 21 people out of every 100 who get this result actually are infected.
The accuracy will get better as our research team improves the test. Feel free to come back again!
In the meantime, check out the preventive measures my twin brother has to offer.
Looking for help to prevent the spread of SPIKEY-20? Here are some things that can help:
Single-Use Face Mask: If you are sick, wear a mask to decrease the chances of infecting others!
To use it, chat mask every time you enter a chat room.
Reusable Respirator: This repirator can decrease the chance of you getting sick as well as protect others if you are sick.
To put it on or remove it, visit the Nose Picker.
SPIKEY Block: Using SPIKEY Block reduces your chances of catching Spikey-20.
To apply it, chat spikey block once a day.
Wash: Washing your hands frequently is a simple and effective way to prevent the transmission of diseases.
Cover: Covering your mouth with your elbow when you cough or sneeze is simple and effective.
New! You can now throw masks and SPIKEY block to your friends in chat to help them too!
More details here...
You'll get 50 masks to wear and help prevent the spread of Spikey-20. You need to remember to wear a mask every time you enter a chat room.
To use one, say mask in any chat room.
You'll get a respirator that will help prevent the spread of Spikey-20, as long as you wear it properly over your nose and mouth. This mask will stay on your face even when you switch chat rooms.
To adjust its placement, remove or wear again, visit the Nose Picker.
You'll get 3 squirts of lotion which will help prevent the spread of Spikey-20. You need to remember to apply it once a day.
To apply it, say spikey block in any chat room.
You'll get a Biohazard Bubble that should offer almost total protection against Spikey-20, as long
as you are wearing it properly, so it's completely covering your face.
To use it, place it on your face using the Nose Picker.
Washing your hands frequently can help prevent the spread of germs and protect you against infection.
To use, say wash in any chat room.
Covering your mouth with your elbow when you sneeze or cough helps prevent transmission of diseases.
To use, say cover in any chat room.
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Congratulations! You now own the Biohazard Bubble!