I was enjoying a nice, peaceful Whyville day at the playground, chatting away with a Newbie when the most horrific sight I have ever seen appeared before my very eyes! No, it wasn't my 80 year old neighbor in her hot tub in a bikini, although that was equally terrifying -- shudders. No, it wasn't that. It was the one, the only . . . Jim.
You all know Jim, you hear about him when you take your chat license test. They are always telling you to silence, vaporize, or 911 report him. What's that you say? You didn't think Jim was real? Oh boy oh boy were you wrong, I encountered him this Thursday at the Playground. Here is how that encounter went . . .
Will the helpless Newbie give out their information to Jim, or will I find a way to stop them! Tune in next week to find out! Mwahahaha -cough, cough- , Sorry, hairball . . . where was I . . . oh yeah, evil laughter because you have to wait another week to find out . . . mwahaha!