ATTENTION ALL WHYVILLIANS!
*Ahem*
I'd like to talk to you today about a not-so-serious
disease called Y Disorder. You may have heard of it,
or may have it, and have no idea what it is. Well, I'm
thinking I can sum it all up for every person out
there who is clueless while reading this.
Y Disorder... hmm... sounds sorta... bad... no? Ok, well who cares if it's not and who cares if REAL doctors in the world today can not prescribe it. Trust me, do not go
up to your doctor's office and proudly shout, "I AM A
CARRIER OF Y DISORDER!!!" or they will probably laugh
in your face and send you to a psychiatrist. Anywho, back to the disease...
Y Disorder is a fairly common disease to Whyvillians
around the world today. It's not really contagious;
you can't spread it to others like the common
cold... no, no, never... BUT it is very easy to get and
you are very likely to get it from the moment you
register and get your first face parts from dear ol'
Gramma.
Hah... still wanna know what it is, eh? OK, OK, I give in, I'll tell you... Y Disorder is defined as:
Y Disorder: (n.) 1. The disease contracted from
spending too much time daily on Whyville. 2. An almost
incurable disease. 3. The love of Whyville.
So... in simpler terms, if you love Whyville and can't
seem to force yourself to quit even though you
know you have a bad case of this disease, then I'm
sorry to inform you, but you have *gulp* Y Disorder.
[Note: This is NOT a real disease, this is ALL fake,
heh... even though it is possible to become addicted to
Whyville.]
A proud carrier of Y Disorder,
googles
[Co-chairman of Whyvillians Anonymous, heh... j/k.]
P.S. If you think I'm crazy or just flat out weird by
now... good!
P.P.S. ;) Good luck with your Y Disorder.
