www.whyville.net Feb 21, 2002 Weekly Issue


I AM WHYVILLIAN

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I AM WHYVILLIAN
**based on the "I Am Canadian" commercial**


bettyjoe
Guest Writer

Hey.
I'm not a computer freak,
or a hacker...
and I don't live in Sector Y
or eat microchips, or own a boat....
I do not know Gurki and Neemo from Whyville
although I'm certain they're really, really talkative.

I have a City Hall
not a Mayor.
I speak plain old Whyvillian
NOT another language while online.
and I spell it Whyville
not Y Ville

And I can proudly wear a Club Why hat on my face
I believe in equality,
NOT oldies and newbies.
KNOWLEDGE, NOT stubbornness
AND THAT TO QUESTION IS TRULY A PROUD AND NOBLE WAY TO LEARN.
ANYTHING THAT FITS ON MY HEAD IS A HAT,
YOU CAN USE SOFAS AT THE KITCHEN TABLE
AND IT IS "WHY" NOT "Y", "WHY"!!!

WHYVILLE IS THE BEST HIDDEN LANDMASS!
THE FIRST CITY OF SPEECH BUBBLES!
AND THE BEST PART OF THE INTERNET!

MY NAME IS BETTYJOE AND I AM WHYVILLIAN!!!!

 

This is for the people of Canada who get this joke... for the people everywhere else that have never heard this before and don't know what they are missing, it's a Canadian commercial! Read on for the original:

I AM CANADIAN

Hey.
I'm not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
I do not know Dave or Nancy from Canada
although I'm sure they are really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
And I pronounce it 'ABOUT',
NOT 'A BOOT'.

I can proudly sew my county's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping,
NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS TRULY A PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!

CANADA IS THE WORLD'S SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE AND I AM CANADIAN!!!

 

Hi, I am Bettyjoe and I am a proud Whyvillian and Canadian... I hope you enjoyed this!

 

 

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