Hey. I'm McShale.
Now I'm done introducing myself. Hurry up and getcher butts in gear. The earth may be patient, but I'm not, so grab a rock hammer and move it!
With the help of NeoSci, the company that makes the award-winning GeoDig hands-on lab kit, Whyville's Tiki Tours is offering a GeoDig of our own. Participants will hunt down rocks, minerals, gems and fossils all across the world!
Kiki says, "Enjoy the scenery!"
Me, I say, "Get a shovel and start digging. There's igneous rock in them thar hills! Among other things..."
So get to the Tiki Tours and sign up. Check your Geodig notebook for clues and instructions. Get your gear, make sure it's useable. Then put on your hat and get yourself on the Warp Wagon, because time's a-wastin' while I sit here yammerin' at you people. There's a limited supply of decent specimens at any one location, so I suggest you HURRY UP!
Why? Because, in my humble opinion, rocks rock! (And no, that won't be the last rock-related pun you'll see me make. Heh.)
City Hall said I should write something to introduce the Geodig. Okay, I wrote something. Sign up, show up, dig up. Got it?