These are jokes to make people laugh when they can't get on Whyville.
How can you communicate with a fish?
-Drop him a line
When is a window like a star?
-When it's a skylight!
What is in the middle of Paris?
-The letter "r"!
What never asks questions but gets pressed for answers?
Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?
One atom says to the other, " I think I lost an electron," and the other one says, "Are you sure?" and the other one says " I'm positive!"
Do you know the deification of an ethernet?
-It's something to used to catch the etherbunny!
What's the longest word in the dictionary?
-Smiles, because there's a mile between the first and last letter.