I am writing in the paper to answer some questions that people have asked me lately. First of all...
Q: How do I earn more clams?
A: I think most people have already learned this on their own, but for some of the newbies, here it is.... The way I earned my salary was by playing games at the Spin Lab, or playing 'alien rescue'. Now I earn 13 clams a day, which I know is not a lot, but it sure helps. There are plenty of other ways to get more clams for your salary -- just go to your ledger and check out the games you need to play there.
Q: What are the Why-Pox, how do I get them, and how do I get rid of them?
A: Well, I have realized that a lot of people are getting the why-pox. I myself had them for a short time. The way you get them is by saying 'achoo', then a day later you'll have them. I don't think anyone wants them. To get rid of them, I think you need to just donate lots of stuff to grandma, and give things to newbies. I'm not sure about that, though, so go to City Hall and find the CDC in the elevator. They'll tell you more there.
The why-pox does not stop you from chatting, but sometimes you will start to sneeze a lot and it will be hard to type fast enough, but it will eventually stop. If you want to find out more, just go to City Hall.
Q: How do I use my projectiles?
A: Ok, let's say you have a purple paintball. Just say 'purple paintball' and then the name of the person you want to throw it at. Like if you were throwing it at me, you'd say 'purple paintball Gurl791'. Make sure you spell it right!
Well, that's about all the questions I can think of now! If you want me to write another article with answers to some of your questions, just why-mail me! Oh, and as you can tell, this article is pretty much for newbies.
This is Gurl791, signing off.