The last day won't be mine
In fact it won't be yours either
The last laugh will not be mine
And yours neither
From the first moment you saw me
It was hard to believe
You couldn't have seen something like that
Something like me
I won't forgive you
Though I probably will
I shouldn't be nice
But I'm classy enough, so I will
But you make me sick
You make me gag
But I'll take it because
I'm classy enough
I'm tired
You may think I don't care
Because I won't be at your funeral when you die
But that's because you'll be at mine
