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Laceychik
Senate Candidate

Laceychik's Senate Platform

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Bonjour to my fellow feline males and females! My name is Effy and I'm running for Senate! I'm 18 and I am the daughter of a mister named Chuck and a sister named Mary. I'm a complete creeper and I spend my days driving around with friends and stalking people in town. I think it's kind of pointless for me to ramble on about how nice and cool and qualified I am so let's just get this party started and over with before 8PM because I need my cat nap.

I really hope to become the first Whyville Senator that is 50% feline and 50% Swedish. I received a ton of criticism that I was not serious enough for this so I just wanted to prove everyone wrong. These are some ideas for the things that actually drive me crazy and I want to fix. So boo-yah.

Show the designers of face parts in the Trading Post. Remaking has become crazy crazy insane lately and certain people use this to their advantage in order to scam other people. Being able to see the designer name as well as the face part name while in the Trading Post box would prove useful and reduce a ton of scamming. I won't point any fingers here but I know some people out there who love to sell their remakes as the real deal. (The three guys at Sun Roof who look identical to each other).

The ability to trade more than three items at a time. If you are trading a large quantity with someone or just want to transfer, it gets tedious having to keep trading little by little. It makes me want to cry blood.

The stylist and the customer have to "agree" on the look before it gets accepted as their new look. This prevents people from taking advantage of the stylist and taking their parts before all is said and done. I think we've all experienced this fun glitch in the system.

When designers release a New Arrival, one copy of their design is automatically placed into their satchel. This reduces the hassle of designers having to rush to buy their own parts from Akbar's or even from buying them from others. I don't design but I always feel bad when I see designers searching for their own parts and trying to buy them. I will guilt trip Whyville into making this a new rule.

Create the ability to search by designer in Pick Your Nose and Style Studio. I always tend to forget the names of parts but I know the designer but it's useless with the current Pick Your Nose. We should definitely be able to type in the designer name in Pick Your Nose and the Style Studio and see all of the parts that were made by that designer. It makes for a time preserver and for better organization. And so that some freaks can't scam you.

Have check boxes in our satchels. When browsing through our face parts in our satchel, we can check off numerous ones so we can send multiple parts at once. A majority of my ideas are time savers because we are a lazy generation and we deserve to spend our time doing other unimportant things.

A secure place to lock away face parts; a vault. I personally love Bankinter and I always stock all my clams away in there. If we could have a vault, that would be so helpful. A lot of people get their parts stolen or hacked and this could easily prevent that. You could hide away all the things that are valuable and easily retrieve them from the vault when you wish to use them. It could also be for organizational purposes because I'm OCD and love to organize everything.

A tab to search faves that the customer has liked in Style Studio. Customers in the Style Studio are able to fave the face parts that they like but it would come in handy to be able to search these faves instead of having to scroll to locate them one by one. Save us some time here, City Hall! My gawd.

Be able to send people whycash and gifts through their city records without having to individually add them. My address book always fills up and it's just a hassle to have to keep adding people. I'm too lazy to type and click that much so please. No more.

Extra potential ideas that I would like to see fulfilled. NickiFan and Raven will be banned to Raven Island and will be unable to leave for the rest of their whylives. The much-needed ability to wear Croc Sandals and corduroy overalls on our avatars. The chance to be able to catch Pokemon. If you joined before or around 2008, all newer members of Whyville will appear as various Pokemon to you. You may throw Pokeballs at them and capture them and keep them as pets. Free punches will be administered to anyone who openly supports Justin Bieber. Lastly, a virtual dunk tank that Lopan will be forced to sit in. Whyvillians may throw projectiles to sink home as many times as they wish.

I hope you consider voting for me! And remember, the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Meow, Laceychik

(to the beat of the fresh prince of bel-air theme)

In eastern Michigan born and raised
On Whyville was where I spent most of my days
Clammin' out, tradin', relaxin all cool,
and drivin my scion outside of the school
When a couple of oldbies that were up to no good
Started makin platforms in my neighborhood
I got in one little race and whyville got scared
and said you're running for senate so go get prepared

I begged and pleaded with Lopan day after day
But he packed my satchel and sent me on my way
He gave me a kiss and then he gave me my sign picket.
I put my cat ears on and said, 'I might as well win it'.

I pulled up to City Hall about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo Sergio, smell ya later'
I looked at my podium
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Cat Queen of Flair

 

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