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Howdy, folks! I am running for Whyville Senator of Whyville! First, thank you for taking the time to read my platform. Second, four square. Now, as Whyville Senator of Whyville I will fight for the rights of "." gendered people such as myself and Vancyon, and I will ride the lightning. We will build a monument celebrating the disco era, big ol' platform shoes and pirates. Aye captain. We need to replace scions with durangos, corvettes, and golden retreivers. And we need better lighting in these dark rooms the beach especially! It's too dark, dark enough for night in there. Under my reign no one will go hungry, and there will be folding chairs. I got calculators and antique XBOX 360s, we're gonna ride the night train all day long. Vote for Deriko!
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