First, you have fun, even when there is no sun,
Secondly, you can make your face weird or quirky fun or perky,
Thirdly, you can learn without your brain getting friction burn,
Fourthly, when somebody tries to do some hacking, you can send that loser packing,
Fifthly, when a projectile comes, all you have to do is run.
Seventhly, when you need to go when you chat, all you need is to type "brb" -- Be Right Back!
Sixthly, is we just like to have online fun! 1,2,3,4, now I'm done!