The story on the unsubstantiated rumor of the retreat of City Hall
There is hot news on the market and it is fresh! This info was
provided from a source that wishes to remain anonymous, by the way. The
information I am about to tell you is not proven, known, or absolutely
true, but an unsubstantiated rumor.
You all probably know about how some of your items have disappeared,
and you can't get them back because they are sold out. Well, many
people complained to City Hall, and that has made her pretty upset. Says
source, "City Hall has been griping about how so many people have
complained to her about this incident. Apparently, she has done all she
can to better the situation..." and that is true.
Many people might remember a LONG mail that City Hall typed up
about the issue. Many people, however, ignored it and trashed it and
decided to rebel against City Hall with rude complaints,
which is probably why she is so upset. City hall spent HOURS working on
this problem, trying to solve it but many Whyvillians just kicked dirt
in her face.
Here's how she tried to solve things: City Hall started receiving
loads of mail from angry citizens on why their things were missing. She
sent out a long Y-Note on why this was happening, and how she had fixed
it by reimbursing everyone with clams and putting these items on their
bank statement as "Disaster Compensation". She has had to put up with a
lot, and is not getting credit, but literally getting screamed at.
The result of these actions is that City Hall MIGHT and I mean MIGHT
go on strike. MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT! I am not going to be part
of a mad hysteria of rumors so don't get me involved. I just received
this information from a very reliable source.
I have a suggestion to all this: STOP BEING SO MEAN TO CITY HALL!
She has been loyal and faithful to our community and has done nothing,
NOTHING to do any less than that. I think that everyone that has been
rude to her needs to apologize to her.
I am going to start something where we all send positive Y-mail
to City Hall and let her know how special she is to us. If you
want to do this, do it! It's not that difficult! I also think that
part of the reason why City Hall might go on strike is because she is
tired of being surrounded by people that are rude, obnoxious, and
downright unappreciative. I am NOT speaking for City Hall when I say
that, so don't get that idea.
Your Devoted Reporter,