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Grand Theft Whyville

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This story is about 2 professional thieves and their adventures stealing and causing trouble.

You see these two, yes the ones with the red circle around them, now don't be fooled they aren't as innocent as they look. The one wearing the bow is Bre A.K.A Sticky Fingers and the one with the roses on her pretty little head is Lexi A.K.A The Boss. Now that we are done with introductions let's get right into the story.

They had planned for days on end, picked a target, followed her, and knew her schedule by heart. Today was the day they had waited for and the goal was pretty clear, retrieve this item and become rich! It would be just like any other job, except easier because they now had the experience. The FBI was looking for them but nobody knew their true identities but the chaotic duo themselves. It was about an hour or so before it was time to do the robbery but Sticky Fingers wanted to make sure.

As they waited, they relaxed on the beach no one having a clue what was about to go on, no one even realizing who they were.

Licking her lips Sticky Fingers whispered, "Oh, I just cant wait! I am getting all jittery just thinking of being able to hold the very thing that's going to make us rich!

The Boss glanced over and replied, "Calm down you are going to make it obvious that we are planning something."

"I am sorry. You know how I get right before a big heist if I could stop it I would."

11:30 came around and they packed up all of their beach stuff and headed towards their house about 15 miles west of Grande Ranch. It was a secluded area where no one expected anyone to live. The owners of the ranch never really noticed the car passing by because it flew over the house instead of driving past. Why? Well this was because if the chaotic duo's car left tracks to their house, their hide out would no longer be a secret. As they entered the beautiful white house, they headed for the kitchen to check the time. The clock said, 11:35.

"I told you we should have left at 11:20." Stick Fingers exclaimed.

"Oh shut up and suit up. You have 5 minutes to be down here or I will do this mission on my own."

Tick! Tock! They both ran up the stairs to their room. Hearing every second go by knowing every 60 of them meant one less minute of getting ready. 5 minutes past.

"Hurry up! You're going to make us late." The Boss yelled.

"Just one more minute! I am fixing my hair." Sticky Fingers called back.

1 minute later and still she wasn't even heading down the stairs. 5 minutes and still no foot steps. 10 minutes after the time they were supposed to be out the door and finally there Sticky Fingers was. They rushed to the door and got in the car. Once they got on the highway they began to speed. Parking in the woods they proceeded on foot towards the rich woman's house. Slam! They ran behind the house just in time to see her leaving.

Sneaking up the stairs toward their goal. CREEEK! With the door now opened they proceeded in. There it was! So fragile and yet worth so much money.

Snatching it they left, closing the door. Running to their car which now didn't seem like such a good idea.

"Um Lexi, If we get in our car then people will know it was us and they will track us down."

"You're absolutely right! I know there's this newspaper factory somewhere near here. We can get in the car go there, find a car dealership, walk all the way back, steal one of her cars, go to the dealership, and get a car, track back to the newspaper, and get our car back being able to head home.

They did exactly as The Boss had planned.

After finding the dealership, they headed towards her house once again this time stealing a car, and driving all the way to the dealership.

"The cops! We need to go, and fast!" Stickfingers whispered nervously in to the Boss's ear.

"What do you guys think of this Beaut?" asked the sales lady.

"We would like a test drive." said The Boss.

"Sure." replied the saleslady.

As they were driving it occurred to them they had 1 to many.

Glancing at each other.

Of course they slowed down while pushing her out, they weren't that inhuman. But they did drop her about 1 mile out of town as to give them time. Then they proceeded towards the newspaper factory,smiling the whole way there. They took their car and headed home.

"Ah, what a good day right, Lexi?"

"Yeah. Our job is done. Tomorrow, we will call that rich lady and ask her for a ransom of a 3 billion dollars or so."

 

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