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What's wrong with me, Mom?
Absolutely nothing, you're a beauty.
What's wrong with me, Dad?
You're growing up too fast, into a beautiful young woman.
What's wrong with me, sir?
Darling, there's nothing wrong with you!
What's wrong with me ma'am?
Honey, I couldn't find one flaw!
What's wrong with me, self?
Well, for starters your nose is oddly shaped,
but it distracts us from your wide body.
Your smile could also be a problem,
it just doesn't look good on your face.
And my god,
you are so vulnerable,
a mess of emotions.
No wonder nobody likes you.
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