I have never felt this pain
but I know those meanies are not sane
Skumbag had the nerve to brag
he made the rich turn into rags

Crime is not all this site is
Some peeps are a digging whiz
Others like to spin
You get excited when you win

There are lots more things to do
Believe me, it's true
for everyone who complains
there is no lack of games

You can chat and have a party
and you can make lots of art(y)
Whyville is a learning experience
Just make sure you give it a fair chance

*Don't forget, funds are low, so I encourage all of you in Whyville to help. Whether you find sponsors or buy why-passes, you are helping Whyville greatly!*