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Are You Addicted to Whyville?

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Are You Addicted to Whyville?

Whyville Jokester

Are you addicted to Whyville? If you answer yes to two or more of these questions below, you definitely are!

Have you ever woke up in the morning wondering why you have hands, feet, and legs?

When your parents give you your allowance, do you say, "Thanks for the clams!"?

In dance class, do you float up and down, back and forth?

Have you ever done the "bunny"?

....in real life?

Do you use Whyville more than 10 hours a day?

When you finally turn off the computer, are you sweating from playing the Skater game?

Do you use your chore money to buy Why-passes? (I do... *hehe*)

Would you walk 3,000 miles over hot coals to get to the REAL Whyville?

Do you dream about Whyville?

Have you signed every single petition and poll in City Hall?

Do you have more than 5 accounts in Whyville?

Have you had more than 13 articles published in the Whyville Times?

Have your parents sent you to a counselor about Whyville?

Do you make more than 80 clams a day?

Do you cry when you spend them?

Do you have more than 30 close Whyville buddies?

Do you carry a sign that says I hate clam beggars?

...around your house?

Did you answer yes to two or more of these questions? YOU'RE ADDICTD TO WHYVILLE! (Googles would say you have Y-Disorder.)

Well, this is xohannah, signing off...



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