Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, "My name starts with the letter 'M' and I pick things up. What am I"

A little boy in the front row said, "You're a mother."

by applegate

Whyville Jokster

A frog went to a restaurant. He ordered his meal. Then the waiter asked, "Would you like fly's with that?"

FunStar

Whyville Jokster

Hi this Funstar and I LOVE jokes! So here's one I heard when I went on a field trip.:

When I woke up one day I heard dripping in my bathroom,
So I checked the shower, NOPE. I checked the sink, NOPE.
So I checked the toilet, YUP!! And TIGGER was in there!!!
So I said, "TIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TOILET?!?!" and then TIGGER said "I WAS LOOKING FOR MY FRIEND POOH!!"

(GET IT POOH, POO??) hahahahahahahahaha
SO I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE JOKE! SO THIS IS FUNSTAR SIGNIN' OFF, HAVE A NICE DAY!