Twigsy

Times Writer

Ok, here I go again, complaining about petitions. There are so many new stupid things people put up! Check it out:

I sorted it by signatures, and the top three were about Whyville couples! Imagine that! One about a church for weddings, second was about sleeping together, and third was a guy looking for a girl! I mean, major yuckage! This is a kid's site, and you want to sleep together and 'make babies' already? C'mon, that's just plain nasty! And all the Whyville newbie girls want a guy, so when a guy is single, they all go for him like crazy. I'm sick and tired of these desperate "I'm single, come get me" petitions. JUST STOP THIS, ALREADY!! You want a guy, go get him yourself!

The next three were a bit better. I noticed my friend, suga05, had a petition with a few ideas: copyrights for face parts and more games! Now, that's a girl using her head! Another one about needing homes, so open a new town. Eh, I think you could do better than that... but she is right, lots of Oldbies (well, I prefer to call us Youngbies) don't have plots, so they don't have their own homes.

A couple down from that was one that said you should be able to kiss your b/f or g/f... uh... it's called a projectile! And you should be able to give them gifts. Oh, but you can! Just put them in your address book, and buy them a gift from Akbar's Mall!

Do you realize what Whyville wants? A third of the citizens want major love, another totally does NOT, and the last third doesn't really care. I'm in the "doesn't really care" group. But where are you? If you want major love, you're not gonna find it in Whyville, that's for sure. If you want it, get up off your computer and go get a real life guy or gal.

I know I have wanted a b/f before, but I don't care now. This is a kid's site, not an adult site. Kids don't normally want to love people so much that when they leave the room they cry. Whyville lets us throw kisses at people, lets us live in the same homes, and doesn't fine us for loving each other, but loving each other too much is wrong for young teens. And don't speed up life and act like an adult too soon. Being an adult is hard and emotional... well, I'm not quite sure, but I'm guessing. You should enjoy being a kid, and Whyville helps you do that.

I hope you get my point. If I haven't convinced you not to put up love petitions, then either Whymail me, or get lost. LOL

Twigsy