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Three dogs went out to play. They met a poodle. The 3 dogs asked if she would go out with them. The poodle said, "The dog who makes up the best sentence about liver and cheese, I will go out with."

So, the first dog said, "I like liver and cheese." The poodle said no.

The second dog said, "I hate liver and cheese?" but the poodle said no!

The third dog went up to the other two dogs and said, "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"