Meet Mr. Tiggally
He is quite wiggly.
When he goes to feed his cat,
he falls flat on his door mat.
When he tried to stand up tall,
all he does is trip and fall.
When he walks his legs wiggle,
all the kids stare and giggle.
We really cannot blame the man,
The Big Cheese
that he wiggles (he can't quite stand)
Without a wiggle, he might soon be,
Without a wiggle like you and me.
There once was a man named Mr. Bouse.
He lived in a village in an old house
He had lots of cheese,
With that he was pleased,
Until he saw a big fat mouse.