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Bald and Different

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Kirbie here. By the time this gets published I may not look like I do right now, so let me describe it to you; BALD! Completely, totally, utterly bald! With my usual eyes, nose, and lips of course, but no shirt, no hair! You may be thinking "Eew! What's the point of that?" Well... for FUN! I'm sorry, but it's so hilariously fun being so different!

My friends, of course, think it's pretty funny. Then there's the people who always say "Eeewww." Or "You're ugly" (I cleaned up the grammar so people can read it better). But you know what I do? I double my fun by singing my new theme song:

"I'm a little baldie
Short and stout.
Here is my nosie,
Here is my mouth.
When you get all steamed up
Hear me shout;
'I like being baldie
So shut your mouth!' "

I mean, what's the point of Whyville if not to be a little (or in my case, a LOT) different, gross people out, and have the time of your life?

Encouraging you to have a little fun, this is Kirbie393, over and out.

 

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