I think that some government spies were using Whyville to exchange
secrets. They have a house in Old Town and would meet weekly to
exchange secrets. The government caught on to what was happening in
Whyville and shut down the town until the spies were caught.
The spies are also responsible for duct taping innocent people. So,
were duct taped and didn't do anything, don't blame City Hall. She
didn't do it. It was the bad spies that were tring to take the town for
themselves! They were trying to make people mad enough that they would
leave. They only made it look like City Hall was muting them.
Hi there. I'm Finigan, and I think I figured out the reason why
Whyville was down.
I think that one reason why Whyville was going off and on was because of
some evil, possessed yogurt.
That's right, yogurt. When a person eats
this possessed yogurt they can't stop eating it. City Hall was just one
of the victims, she ate some of the possessed yogurt. This type of
yogurt just so happened to be blueberry yogurt, the worst kind of all.
City Hall couldn't stop eating the yogurt, she would eat for hours on
end. By this time, the other city workers were wondering where City
Hall was, so they went over to her house to see what was happening.
The door was locked and the windows were covered in a strange blue
substance. One of the city workers opened the back door which happened to
be unlocked. They went inside only to see yogurt everywhere. They found
City Hall lying on the floor, sleeping. She had cups and cups of
empty blueberry yogurt beside her. The city workers managed to get
City Hall out of her house before she ate any more yogurt.
When City Hall woke up, she craved yogurt. The other city workers were careful
only to feed her sardines. Sardines are the only cure for the possessed
yogurt. It took two days for City Hall to come back to her senses.
Then she started working on Whyville again!
And that's why Whyville was down. City Hall ate some yogurt.
|Suspicious of aliens
I think it was the aliens (believe it or not). They seeemed so nice at
first, but when a person found them all they went on a rampage
thinking, "Hey, they won't notice." But they were WRONG!!!!!!!
This is my theory of why Whyville hasn't been working:
Maybe one of Jupiter's moons came into orbit with Pluto, and that
caused a little cyber-confusion.
But now that the City Workers are on the case, thanx to the
Y-Logics, we have our Whyville back!
Editor's Note: We've got more special disaster stories saved for next
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