Hi, this is grooovey and sodapop3 here.
We feel that going back to school is really, really harsh! So we thought we
should come up with some excuses for not going back to school. Now we're sharing them with
those of you who agree with us. (Just don't tell your teacher it was us!)
#10) I'm home schooled now.
#9) I finished all of my school work because I'm psychic.
#8) I think teachers are stupid.
#7) I suddenly turned blind.
#6) I ate too much over the summer and now I can't get out of my door because
#5) I don't know how to learn.
#4) My washer blew up so I don't have any clothes to wear.
#3) My parents don't believe in school.
#2) I forgot where the school was.
AND NUMBER 1 IS....
My dog ate all my school supplies!
We advise you to use these excuses that we have given you. Stand up to your
teacher and parents! Remember, kids have rights!