ACHOO! Oh, bless me. All-ritey, as you
know, the Why-Pox is upon us once again. I have some tips to avoid
catching this 'horrific' disease (I think it's cool to sneeze online, but
apparently that's just me.)1. Avoid getting hit by any
projectiles from an infected person, especially kisses.
2. Avoid getting whispered an 'Achoo'
from an infected person (you can vaporize them to avoid this).
3. If you have the disease, DO NOT
CHANGE YOUR FACE! It will give you a rash, and make the pox worse!
If you see someone infected with Why-pox, please be kind. It is very
annoying to most to have sneezes interrupt them and wipe out their words.
Now, onto you trouble makers....
I also have tips to annoy the 'healthy ones.'
Here we go:
1. Buy some projectiles, and throw
them at every healthy person you see! If we're going down, their going down
with us! LoL
2. Threaten to sneeze on people, and chase
them around the room.
3. If you're in the Greek Theater, it's
very fun to 'sneeze' on people, because they can't move without a projectile.
Editor's Note: From reports from the Media Hour, it appears
that you're sneeze-free in the Greek Theater! Can this be true? How
can it be??? Post your theories at the Whyville CDC!
If you see a healthy person, do everything
you can to infect them! LoL!
Bye for now, and get better soon! **blows a
kiss**
