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The Christmas Sotch

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There once happened a story,
In a world of Winter snow,
Where people prepare for Christmas,
Everywhere they go.

When this story takes place,
It's almost Christmas now,
They all dress for Winter,
And are always happy, somehow.

Christmas is the busiest,
Busiest time of the year,
Or at least in this town called Toe-Ville
Where all the Toerinkers cheer.

But there was one Toerinker,
Who was as crazy as your socks,
Who kept his Christmas decorations,
In a small cardboard box.

They called him the Sotch,
Because it sounded evil and mean,
And that's exactly what he was,
With purple hair and eyes of green.

But this Christmas was different,
The Sotch came out of his place,
The day before Christmas,
And disguised his own face.

Disguised as a Sweet Toerinker,
He ran around the town,
Tripping little children and
Knocking snowmen down.

He stole a hat from a snowman,
And ate it's carrot nose,
He buried a girl's hot cocoa,
In the snow until it froze.

He burned the caroler's music notes,
And stole Santa Claus's hat,
He drove over the fluffy snow-ball snow,
Until it all was flat.

He ate all the candy canes,
And turned the music up too loud,
Until the speakers exploded,
And, Yes, the Sotch was proud.

With the Toerinkers being so busy,
For Christmas Eve was today,
Nobody noticed the Sotch,
And he destroyed the town all day.

But he finally got caught,
When he burned the Christmas Tree,
In the front of his own house,
Where kids snuck in bravely.

Those kids who were there,
Sneaking into the house,
Caught the Sotch just in time,
Before he hurt the next mouse.

So then the Sotch was put to jail,
And the officer, named Cheryl,
Made him eat too many candy canes,
And made him sing Christmas carols.

The Sotch was tortured enough,
By the time Christmas came,
But then his heart was changed,
And so was his name.

He all of a sudden loved Christmas,
After singing all those songs,
His name was changed to Sok,
And now he lives where he belongs.

 

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