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Lots of Jokes!
by Natalia
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Why did the rooster cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
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What is a frog's favorite sport?
Ice Hoppy! (Ice Hockey)
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Why did the jelly roll?
To see the apple turnover!
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What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?
"If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"
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What did the teddy bear say when the cat asked him if he wanted
seconds for dinner?
"No thanks, I'm stuffed!"
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What did one earthquake say to the other?
"It's not my fault!"
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Okay, one last one...
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who??
Heaven you heard enough of these jokes yet?!?
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OK, well, if I made you laugh, it was pretty hard, because these aren't
exactly my best jokes. Oh, well, see you next time!
Natalia
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