This is a story about a wedding, my wedding. It's kinda cheap to be
writing about your own wedding, but mine was kind of interesting. My story
is about true love, false love, and warnings.
On September 23, 2000, I was at the SportzPlatz. I saw my boyfriend,
Viper00, and asked him about quea. I had seen quea the day before, and she
had a baby. I'd asked her what it's name was jokingly, and she said Joey. I
then asked her who the "father" was. To my surprise, she said Viper00. She
was to marry him that day. I told her that Viper00 said that he loved me and
all of that nonsense, and we both got very suspicious. So when I saw Viper00
the next day, I asked him about quea.
"Viper00, what's with you and quea?" I asked him.
"What do you mean?"
"I saw her yesterday, and she said that you were getting married."
"I ditched her for you."
"Oh, well she had a baby with her, and DJChris said that you were going
to marry her, too."
"I don't like her. She's ugly. I luv u."
So, after that, I was content. He told me to go to the Playground, so I
did. He said he wanted to ask me something. When we got there, he asked me if
I wanted to marry him. Call me stupid, but I said yes. Redrobin then followed
me and told me not to marry him unless I wanted my heart broken. I just ignored
her. After I told him yes, he said "Great, when do you want to get married?"
I said, "Why don't we get married today?" He then replied, "Okay, I'll meet you at the pool in five minutes."
I went to the pool after fixing my hair and waited for Viper00. Apparently,
he had gotten a lot of people to come to the wedding, including quea. Soon,
everyone started telling me I shouldn't marry Viper00. Beamer said "I don't
want you to get hurt. Be careful." I really didn't understand what he was
saying. Quea didn't seem too upset that I was marrying Viper00. In fact,
she volunteered to be the priest.
So, all was set. I had about 7-10 guests, a priest, and a groom. Then
quea started telling me that her brother, DJChris wanted to talk to me. He used
her name, saying he loved me and that he didn't want me to marry Viper00. I
told him I had to marry Viper00, and ignored him.
Then, quea started the ceremony, "Do you Viper00 take Vanilla to be your
wife," she asked. Viper quickly replied, "I do." Then, quea asked me the
question. I froze, not literally, but I froze. Even though this is only the
Internet, I wasn't sure if I wanted to marry Viper00. Everyone was telling me
that he was a player and that I was making a big mistake, and it started to
scare me. I whispered to DJChris, "Help, do something! Get on your name and
stop the wedding!" DJChris, who was talking through quea's name, quickly
switched to his own.
Meanwhile, everyone was waiting for an answer from me. So far, I'd only
managed to type "I..." Then, I asked quea to repeat the question again.
She did, he said I do. Then DJChris signed on.
"Vanilla is too good for you, Viper," he said. The guests were stunned.
Soon, everyone started naming girls that Viper00 had already married, or was
going out with. I backed away from Viper00's side and said "HOW COULD YOU?"
With that, he left.
"Will you marry me?" I asked DJChris.
"No, I think it's proper for the gentleman to ask. Will you marry me?"
he said. And of course, I said yes!! He saved me from marrying a player. Why
would I say no? Besides, I had already met him, and I knew he was a sweet guy.
So, the wedding continued, except that DJChris was at my side. We exchanged
vows (and a kiss) and we were married. And here is the picture from our wedding!
Not only is this article special because it is my wedding article, it is special
because it is my first article since my return to Whyville! My computer blew a
fuse during a lightning storm, so I couldn't go on Whyville for about 3 months.
All I have to say is that it's good to be back! I'd also like to say that a
lot of changes have happened since I've left. I think Whyville is doing great
as far as new places and stuff. The auditorium, disco, dance studio, dressing
room, and the map are all a big help!
I warn you all, if Viper00 asks you to go out with him, say no. He's a
player. I almost married him because I felt sorry for him and that maybe I
could change his ways, but it's too late for that. I write this article not
to seek revenge on Viper00; I write it so that no one will get hurt, and no one will make that mistake! Have fun on Whyville everyone!!
Your Devoted Columnist,