Gore, Nader, and Bush walk into the White House, all trying to decide what they want to do with it if and when they move in.

They all head for the bathroom because they heard it needed major work. At the door to the bathroom they find a guard, and the guard says, "Beware of the mirror, if you say something truthful, you will be rewarded, but if you say something untrue, you will be sucked into the mirror for eternity."

So, Nader walks into the bathroom, looks in the mirror, and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of the three," and in seconds he is up to his knees in gold.

Then Gore walks to the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of the three," and in his hand are keys to a brand new Porshe.

And then Bush walks up to the mirror and says, "I think..." and he is immediately sucked into the mirror.

And the United States lives happily ever after.