All of us have had those really weird dreams, like the one when you're somehow
at school naked or you can't find your classroom, right? But have you ever
actually thought about the zaniness that SOME people think up? I've asked random
people about their craziest dreams... for your enjoyment.
My question to everyone was: What was the weirdest dream you've ever had?
Nspotlite: I was under a card table and pigs were all around me
trying to eat me.
M1zBHaved: In second grade, and there was this boy, I don't
remember his first name, but his last name was Waters, and anyway he liked me and
I liked him. The dream was that we got married in the school gym, and then we
were like on this school bus on our way to a field trip that was our
babybrat8: Um, I don't really have one... I had this dream of a
house, two nights in a row. Three story house. I want that house.
Monkey459: (yes, that's me) When I was little, I used to have this dream
like every other night where my family and I lived in a two-room cottage. I
would come out of
the bedroom to get a drink and then all of a sudden, I'd hear this huge scraping
noise and I'd turn around to see the Coca-Cola polar bears (two of them) rowing
through the wooden floor of my living room area in a canoe. Even weirder, they
had my mom and dad's bed (with my mom and dad in it, still fast asleep) in the
back of the canoe. Then they rowed out the door.
Please write your wackiest dreams in the BBS. They're fun to read. ;)
This is Monkey459, signing off.
Editor's Note: When I was about seven, I dreamed about this building
in my hometown -- it was big and blocky, and set off from the main road by a
long driveway and a grassy lawn. I dreamed that it was a mall (actually
it's an insurance company) where my grandmother, mother, sister and I were
shopping at. We walked by this guy selling peanuts at a stand with a high-seas
sailing look to it, complete with a big sailor's wheel (like what you use to
pilot a big wooden sailing ship). The sleeping me was watching it all like
it was on the TV -- so when the eartquake happened, it was like the whole screen
slanted really sharply, and everybody went sliding off the screen! The
scene then cut to the outside of the building, which suddenly grew airplane
wings out the sides and started to fly up into the air! (If you've ever
seen a Monty Python animation, it was like that, even though I'd never seen
Monty Python at that age.) Scene change again, and you see that I'm at
that sailing wheel, and it's clear I'm piloting the flying building! And
that's it. The weirdest part of it all, this dream absolutely terrified
me; I have never been so scared by any dream since. Bizarre, huh?