www.whyville.net Oct 25, 2004 Weekly Issue



BigGuyOnY
Guest Interviewer

DevilDol and Bribery

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I'm BigGuyOnY, I've been on Whyville for a few years and I even ran (unsuccessfully) for Senator a long while back. I'm sure we all know now that it was DevilDol behind the bribery accusations in previous Times articles. As he is my friend both on and off of Whyville, I interviewed him recently about the accusations.

BigGuyOnY: Hello DevilDol.
DevilDol: Hello BigGuyOnY.
BigGuyOnY: DevilDol, there have been many accusations of you bribing people for votes. Are they true?
DevilDol: Well, it all depends of what you mean by "you".
BigGuyOnY: What does that mean?
DevilDol: DevilDol didn't bribe anyone.
BigGuyOnY: Who then did the bribing?
DevilDol: Mostly velon1, velon3, and velon7.
BigGuyOnY: Three people bribing for you with nearly identical names. It almost seems like they are your accounts as well.
DevilDol: YES, OK, YES!!! I ADMIT IT, THEY ARE MINE, ALL MINE!
BigGuyOnY: How many velon accounts do you currently have, and are there any other accounts you have?
DevilDol: There are currently ten velons, and maybe I have a few other accounts.
BigGuyOnY: Care to share any of the other accounts names?
DevilDol: Feanor and Morgoth
BigGuyOnY: Do you have any others????
DevilDol: A few that can remain unnamed.
BigGuyOnY: Do you intend to run in the next election?
DevilDol: I intend to do more than just run, I intend to win.
BigGuyOnY: And in this election, will you bribe people for votes?
DevilDol: Let's just wait and see.
BigGuyOnY: You seem very rich. How many clams do you have and how did you get them?
DevilDol: I currently have 280,000 clams on DevilDol, and I received them from various means.
BigGuyOnY: Let's go back to the bribery; did you ever intend to pay the Whyvillians who voted for you?
DevilDol: Sure I would, if I won they would all get many, many clams.
BigGuyOnY: Do you mean if you were to become senator or just get in the top three?
DevilDol: They would get full clams for senator, half for top three.
BigGuyOnY: Do you really mean it, or are you saying this just to sound good in the interview?
DevilDol: I honestly mean it.
BigGuyOnY: What do you think about all the talk about you being the scam king?
DevilDol: I may have certain connections with certain people that happen to do some things to gain clams, and I may take a share of the profits. Maybe I even do some of the work myself. But what is scamming? When is it scamming and when is it just earning a large amount of clams some "tricky" way?
BigGuyOnY: You have a very unique face. Are you portraying a Goth or Prep?
DevilDol: Neither, just being unique!
BigGuyOnY: People have been talking about a song you sing on Whyville. Care to share it?
DevilDol: DEVILDOL AND RADISKUL RIDIN' THROUGH THE NIGHT
DEVILDOL AND RADISKUL KILLIN' EVERYTHING IN SITE
THEY STEAL FROM THE POOR
AND BEAT UP THE WEAK
DEVILDOL, RADISKUL, DUN DUN DUN
BigGuyOnY: Who is this RadiSkul mentioned in the song? Do you know him or her?
DevilDol: Well, let's say if Whyville sold a Why-Pass for everyone he scammed, then Whyville city workers would be millionaires.
BigGuyOnY: Thanks for your time, it is greatly appreciated.
DevilDol: You're welcome, I had fun doing this.

 

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