www.whyville.net Nov 14, 2004 Weekly Issue



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Good newbie, Bad newbie

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I'm a good newbie,
You see me floating by.
I work really hard,
I want my salary high!
I'll take your advice,
I'm nice and polite.
I always say "Thank you!"
I never start a fight.
I choose unique parts,
That describes me, not you.
And if games seem too hard,
I'll try to get through!
I want to be famous!
I promise to try hard!
I'll make lots of friends!
I know I'll get far!

I'm a bad newbie.
Forget salary, I want clams!
And I'll hate you forever
If you don't meet my demands.
Waiting five days?
Now this is a pit.
Who really needs Whyville?
I might as well quit.
I'll take popular parts.
I won't be all alone.
Who needs to be unique?
It's more fun as a clone.
Face Factory is closed,
Akbar's so lazy!
I want to make parts!
He must be crazy.
I'll go begging for clams,
The games are so boring!
C'mon! Gimme clams!
Why do you ignore me?


So who have you been?
Who is it better to be?
These are the two kinds
of the famous newbie.

 

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