www.whyville.net May 1, 2005 Weekly Issue



lovechic6
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depressed newbies

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every day,
a Whyvillian is born
they start off with a tater face
and they are called a newbie
now, they can't really raise their salary
they need lots of help
with starting out in Whyville
but not many people helllppp
only 3 in 3,000,000, but that is not enough
and everyone is embarrassed
to even be near that newbie
and every time
the newbie moves close to yooouuu
the older joiners move away
and never ever help
and I dooonnn't
like it when this happens
because the other day something weird
appeared
I saw a newbie alone in the Pool Party
sleeping on a bench
no one else was around himmm
so I went up to him
and I said
newbie, don't you cry
stay right there
and I'll be your friend
till the end
and we can play all sorts of games
I can give you better face parts
we will be friends
until the end
but then I noticed that
the newbie was not sleeping
I saw a gun in his hand
I saw that this newbie
was very depressed
indeed
because no one would pay attention
to even his littlest needs
and he was gone forever
he will never come back
maybe he would have become a rich man
if people had helped him out
he would never have turned out
a tater who was dead and gone
so next time you see a newbie, don't turn them away
just help them out
instead

 

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