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Announcements, Announcements

Note from the Editor: The Whyville Times is not responsible for the claims made by these citizen-owned businesses. They may be totally cool, or they may not be, so you be careful.

Whyville Entrepeneur

Hi! Gogogal here! I have been gone for a very long time, but now I'm back and at it again, trying to help hopeless citizens!

Are you ugly and unattractive? Send me 50 clams and I will give you a makover that you will never forget!!

Also, here is what I am really trying to do: I am trying to insure your citizenship. This has happened to me and many other citizens: somehow others get your password, steal all your clams, faceparts, house etc. and you have nothing left!!! (People beware of queengirl!! She was my best real-life friend and one day she backfired and looted me entirely!!! I'm still paying off the debt she left me with!!)

Anyway, if this happens to you and you are not insured, you will have one heck of a mess to take care of!! So to make it easy, Y-mail me and tell me you want to open a case. Tell me how much you want to pay and how often you want to pay it.

Here is an example: joeblo mails me and says he wants to open a case. He tells me he wants to pay 50 clams every week. He also says he wants to pay in advance for the whole month. So at the beginning of the month, joeblo sends me 200 clams (4 weeks) then he doesn't have to pay until one month is up. If joeblo skips 3 weeks that need to be paid, his case is closed and no refunds.

When you need to use the money (when you have been looted), Y-mail me and tell me how much you need to take out. Then, once you have settled and are back up on your feet you can close your case or keep paying in case it happens again. You also need to change your password, naturally.

I'll give you a good hint in paying for insurance. The more clams that you have in your case, the more debt you can pay off. I will not loan you money, though -- it all comes out of your case. Please consider how important insurance is!

This is gogogal signing off! Bye!!


Contest Organizer

Hai! This is Mckenzie speaking. As it turned out, there were only two people that signed up! GANT and ruffy signed up for this. I have made my decision, and the winner in 1st place is... dumdumdumdumdum... Ruffy!!!! Congratulations, and y-mail me when you get this message.

GANT, you did a great job, but I wanted more detail, like what happened, who was at the party... etc.

Well, that is all I have to say, and thanks for trying!!!

This is Mckenzie signing off, but not for long!



Resolute Citizen

Hey everybody! This is horseygrl reporting for the Whyville Times. I would like to do a contest for New Year's Resolutions. Please send me your New Years Resolution or what you think is a good one and 5 winners will be selected and acknowledged in the Whyville Times! Thanx!




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