Ever notice how the word 'beautiful' contains the phrase 'be u'? Beautiful.
Be u. Be you.
So here it is, plain and simple. My groundbreaking idea. I know it will be SO
hard for us all to adjust to the new 'in' style, but bear with me. This amazing,
turn of the century suggestion is:
Seriously, aren't we all SO sick of seeing 'dirty little secrets' and wispy
blonde hair? Put away the disstractedd. Box up the girly arms. Send the cotton
candy sweetnesses to Peru. It's about time for non-conformity.
Now, if your style is truly, honestly, no-lying-allowed blonde with the most
popular shirt, then I can accept that. But really, please. Be honest with yourselves.
Whyville is a place where you can be anything. ANYTHING.
Heck, someone even made it so you could be a giant marshmallow! For Pete's sake, I'm PURPLE. I've
also been a dog, I've been green, I've been a reindeer, a Christmas present,
a skeleton, a tater.... The list goes on for hours.
Now is the time to be yourself. You, and nobody else. Please take this chance
to take a chance and have a chance at being a chance-taking individual.
Is it all that much to risk?
Really, doesn't it make you sick to walk into a room and see a wave of yellow
hair? Or maybe it's just me that's bothered by this, as it often is.
*No, you don't need to get your eyes checked. I really said I'm purple.*