I read last week's "What's New in Whyville" and it said that Bigfoot
was retiring! Awww...!
I always knew he was a great CW. Maybe we could have a Bigfoot Memorial Gravestone
in Whyville Square! That's just a thought.
Or maybe, as Deriko suggested, we could rename the Good Citizen Award to be
the Bigfoot Award in his honor. Other people have also said the Award should
be a foot face part that shows that people acted like Bigfoot. That isn't my
point in the article, though, so I'll stop talking about that. ;-)
In the original version of the "What's New" article, it said the Times
is going on hiatus after next week. Now there's a new version that doesn't say
that, so I don't know if this is true or not, but....
If in fact the Times goes away for some time, then it must mean that Bigfoot
is the Times Editor himself, don't you think? Or he is at least one of the editors.
The article said the hiatus was to honor Bigfoot, but I wonder if it was not
only for him, but because of technical difficulties, since maybe they don't
have an editor to keep posting the Times!
Who knows?
They have different personalities, the Editor and Bigfoot, but maybe, just maybe
the Editor is simply good at cover-ups.
Look ,we love our Times Editor, and if he's Bigfoot, we don't want him going
away! :-(
Editor, I hope you tell us which CW you are. (If you are one? Or maybe you are
a group?) And whatever happens, I hope for a great future of the Times.
We'll miss you, Bigfoot, a lot.
This is ps2man1, already missing Bigfoot.
*click*
Editor's Note: I'll never tell! And yes, we had a version of
the "What's New" in which I said we were taking a hiatus in honor
of Bigfoot, but it didn't last long -- City Hall said the Times should not shut
down if it doesn't have to, that literally stopping the presses wouldn't truly
honor Bigfoot. So while I can't guarantee an issue in the next two weeks (this
is a near-double issue to make up for next week, at least), City Hall wants
us to get the Times going again in a reasonable amount of time. :-)
