Why? That's what you are all thinking, is that right?
Because... The Math Monster is back... Yes BACK!!!
If it hears you talking math, it will raise the dreaded blue tentacle and
It will come charging out of His home under the playground slide, and if
you are lucky you may have the chance to actually see the Horn of Horror
before He slinks away into perfect camouflage.
2 x 2 WAS perfectly harmless but now... I shudder to think what might happen.
So if you see a speck of blue, or even a stick of red... BEWARE!
Or if you hear a MEOW or a WOOF or an EEEKKKK... SCRAM!!!
Chances are you may never see Whyville again... as you!!! This dreaded
monster will take your eyes and will soon be sitting down to a piping hot
He also likes nose-cream and blood for dessert, and for main course he will
usually have knees, nose and elbow munch crunch, or occasionally he will
have 8 fingers, all coated in bone crumbs.
So BEWARE of this red, green, blue and brown monster, all Whyvillians! Math isn't safe with this beast around!