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Whyvillian in the Spotlight

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I know you're all expecting me to nominate someone who hangs out in Club Why, sits around talking to "popular" people, and goes around boasting about how many clams they have. Well I'm not. I'm not going to sugarcoat my nomination either. I'm going to give you the straight up facts about my dearest and truest friend -- Kimker.

The first thing about Kimker I'd like to tell you is that her name isn't Kim. I know a lot of you call her that because its a shortened version of "kimker" but really the history behind her username is this:

A few Christmas's ago Kimker received a little tadpole whom she named Kimmie. Sadly Kimmie the happy tadpole passed on a few weeks later. Next Christmas she got a hermit crab that she gave the name, Kermie(like Kermit the frog). Kermie was lucky enough to see next Christmas. But, then died a few days later. In order to remember these dear pets she named her username Kimker. Though many people think it to means "kim Curr".

Anyway, Kimker is Harry Potter's number one fan. She even has her own Whyville Harry Potter newsletter called Magic Monthly Magazine(MMM). She will gladly y-mail you a copy every month for a small fee of ten clams. You can subscribe for one year (120 clams), pay as you go or pay for six months (60 clams).

Kimker doesn't hang out in Club Why like most people that have been on since very early '04 and who have 108 clams a day. Kimker spends most of her time co-commanding the UDA. Here's the story straight from Kimker's side account, kimker2.

in year 2004, dog heads became popular. just as Whyvillians today have BFs/GFs, friends, "family", & etc., some also had "pets". most people had fun with this, dogs saw their "owners" as friends & vice versa. but then there were some "owners" who treated their dogs as servents &/or bodyguards. so a dog called damdas100 decided 2 put a stop 2 the abuse & started "the Rebel Dog Army", which quickly became more popularly known as "the DA" 4 short. the DA grew steadily more & more popular every day, until all chaos broke loose. the majority of the soilders were self-recruited & had no official training, so they would attack any human they pleased instead of just the ones at fault. so with 1 thing & another, the DA split. naturally things got even MORE confusing & out of control with 2 DAs, so i and a few others got a plan. we named our side, the 1 still loyal 2 damdas100, "the Rebel Dog Army", aka "the RDA" after his original idea. many months later, both the DA & RDA had a leader swap. i was appointed commander of the RDA, & alig2444 was appointed queen of the DA. by that time dog heads wern't NEARLY as common, so both armies had improved significantly. now both of us were set to defend Whyville's dog race, & oppose all who threaten it. since we fought 4 the same cause, we thought "why not team up?". thus forming the United Dog Army, aka the UDA!"

Now I'll let you in on a secert -- Kimker doesn't want me to nominate her for this award. She'll find out anyway since she is a y-mail helper she always reads the Times the day it comes out. But Kimker feels this is like the Senate Race -- which she is also againist -- becase it's a popularity contest. So I'm out to prove to her that even someone without a "PhD in Club Why" can be a winner for W.I.T.S.

-This is ALig2444 signing off and hoping that this gettings published. ^_^

 

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