If you've ever seen or noticed how stores get so many people, or how contests are getting bigger, then you've seen the benefits of a Classifed in the Times!

But . . . how do I write one?

It's easy!

Here is how you would write it:

To: times@whyville.net

Subject: Pretzeboy: article, Classified

Selling: articles for the Times! Contact Pretzeboy.

And there you go!

W.I.T.S is a lot like that, except for you wouldn't have the "Selling" part in it, and it is a lot longer.

Again, if you need help, here it is:

To: times@whyville.net

Subject: Pretzeboy: article, WITS

I'd like to nominate . . .

And you'd continue. Don't forget to sign it, or else nobody else will know who wrote it!

This is Pretzeboy, going to go fix my evil computer.
I hope it doesn't bite.