www.whyville.net Jan 23, 2006 Weekly Issue



ps2man1
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New Diseases

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One day, I went online to feed my character and what did I see? I saw that my character stretched and had teeth that looked unhealthy! I hadn't even had teeth before! I looked into my food journal and there I saw that I had eaten too much sugar so I was feeling heavy, and those teeth were that I was getting cavities! It also said I could "consult my dietitian" so I did. To my surprise I found a new room, telling me what had went wrong. I had eaten way too much sugar, and the dietitian told me to stay away from the classic subs I have everyday at lunch because they had lots of sugar.

I then went into a few chatrooms and what did I see? Sick people! Not with the same diseases as me, but ones where they were bloated, had masks, had something on their eyes, had rashes that look like whypox, and more!

Then I looked at my food journal again, because maybe it would describe these diseases. It didn't, but I saw a button to quit WhyEat. I didn't, because if I did and I wanted to rejoin I wouldn't be able to. Then I had to go.

I came back later on and saw that a lot of people's diseases were gone when I went to North Beach. They must have figured out how to quit. Of course, maybe they found out because of people shouting "Get that mask off your face and quit." A few Whyvillians came to me and said, "Have you quit yet?" so I said, "No." They said, "Well you should!" and I just said, "No," again. Why are they worried about my health and my face as much as they're worried about theirs?

Anyway, I managed to get a good shot at North Beach of the sicknesses:

People who are circled in blue (including me) have my problem, eating too much sugar. This makes our cartoons stretched out, and makes us have teeth that look unhealthy. I'd bet those sets of teeth are missing a few teeth! LoL! People call these people "fatties" It's annoying when eight people are whispering to you calling you that.

People circled in red haven't eaten enough vitamin D. In this picture, it looks like this is the most common problem/disease. Since they haven't eaten enough vitamin D, masks get put onto their faces and bubbles pop up every once in a while. LoL! These people are sometimes called "mummies" by some Whyvillians.

People circled in green are bloated because of lack of fiber. Because of this, they are bloated. This causes them to get two lines on their face and also makes bubbles come up from their faces every once in a while. The same thing happens with the ones circled in red.

The one person in this picture who is circled in yellow at the bottom has a whypox-like disease. This disease doesn't make you achoo like the pox though. It gives the host a bad looking rash on their face.

And as for the ones with something over their eyes, I am not sure what they have. They'd better eat some carrots!

I've got to go now. This is ps2man1, signing off.
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