The wind was howling, making the same sound as cloth on a cylinder
moving quickly and rubbing against the ground, and the quickly falling rain
sounded like marbles falling in puddles. Outside, you could see nothing at
all except for what looked like grayish, almost invisible trees. The air
outside smelled watery, and the air inside smelled like... like.... like
the inside of a house.
Twelve year old Okanokabaneechi was running around in the heat in
Africa,
but then a giant worm came up and ate him, so I guess he won't be in this
story.
And little did Billy Bob Joe George Jim Harry know that I'm not going to
put HIM in this story either, because he's a stupid, all around jerk.
But the dough and cookie cutters, who were by far the least exciting
characters in the story (due to the fact that they have no arms), just HAD
to be the only characters that were alive at the time that I wrote the
story.
The pieces of dough were planning revenge on the cookie cutters, because
of all the times that they had sliced them all up.
"So what're we gonna do?" asked Bob.
"You guys can go find something out without me," said George.
"That's no fair!" exclaimed Bob
"Why not?" responded George, "Anyways, you always do it to me!"
"I agree with Bob!" Joe cut in, "Name one time you helped us!"
"Alright! I'll go get my cougar magnum," said George to all the other
pieces of doughs' relief.
And they were off, moving almost as fast as a rock sitting on the
side of the road.
"How are we supposed to get there?" asked Sam. "How did you get your
cougar magnum? How are we even TALKING?!?!"
"Anybody care what this guy says?" asked George.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" screamed all
the other pieces of dough.
And they were off, moving almost as fast as a rock stuck in a cement bar
stuck into a planet that doesn't even move, as somebody holds onto it to
make sure that it doesn't go to fast.
"He actually has a point." admitted George. "I never did help you
before."
Sam grumbled over the din of George when he tried to shoot a tree
over for no reason and then screamed in a high pitched voice because he just found
out he had no body parts.
"Well I guess that won't be much help" said George. "But I still
have my cougar magnum!"
The other pieces of dough stared stone-faced at him.
"Never mind," said George, knocking his gun off the counter.
The other pieces of dough kept staring.
"WHAAAT?!?!?!?!" asked George.
"Nothing" said Bill. "Lets keep going."
And they were off moving almost as fast as a fish that instantly gets
paralyzed when it's out of water on a desert on a planet that doesn't even
move.
BYE BYE FOR NOW,
AHHHHHHH
