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The Quick Way to Finance Your Own Car

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Scion cars are out, hot, and in popular demand. They also cost a ton. A basic scion is about the equivalent of 140 hairs. Or 280 shirts. Or 560 lips. Or 1120 noses. Yeah that's a lot of clams no matter how you put it.

And a lot of people are wondering "How on Earth am I supposed to afford that?!" Don't worry, you don't have to sell your liver or anything. I'm here to let you in on a little basic three step solution to your money troubles. Okay there are four steps but that's beside the point.

Step one: Limit your spending.

A) Pick a face you like, and stop changing it. The less you change your face, the less parts you need, the less clams you waste.
B) Stop buying things that you don't actually have to. You won't die without a wink projectile, and I think you can get along without that flower pot you've wanted for your house.

Step two: Increase your income.

A) As hard as the salary games may seem, they're really not once you get the hang of it. Read all the instructions carefully and give each one another try. Raise your salary as high as you can!
B) Come on every single day because remember -- you only earn your salary on days you log on.

Step three: Earn quick cash.

A) Pick out all your nearly expired or usually unused face parts.
B) Sell them at the trading post.

Step four: Get a little extra.

A) Go to the cafeteria.
B) Play the cafeteria games. Er, win the cafeteria games. And save that extra cash.

If you follow those few steps, and do numbers three and four as much as possible, you'll find you have more clams in quicker amounts of time.

Happy driving,
casc302 P.S. Please don't crash. P.P.S. Remember your seat belt!

 

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