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Hold on to your hats, fasten your seatbelts, and refrain from talking because you are about to read the most exciting WITS in the history of the world! This can only mean one thing: ushersg is this week?'s WITS nominee.

Why ushersg? Is it because of her avatar's insanely amazing beard?

No.

Is it because she has a ZEBRA Scion?! Like, how cool is that??

Well, no, that's not it either.

I know what you're thinking; it must be because ushersg has a French-speaking purple orangutan named Shmecklelog, right?

NO! Where'd you hear THAT? I am nominating ushersg because or the creativity, dedication, and craziness that she brings to the Times. I know that's not as exciting as an orangutan, or as funky as a cartoon beard, but hey, Shmecklelog or no Shmecklelog, ushersg will always be the amazingly creative, dedicated, crazy Times Writer that she is, and I couldn't admire her more for it.

So besides ushersg's awesome Time's style, and super-cool beard, why nominate her for the WITS? You must not read the Times! Well, obviously you do, seeing as you're reading this article, but how have you missed all of ushersg's fantabulous articles? There we go; I see the lightbulb clicking above your head now! In case you've been living under a rock, let me tell you that ushersg has taken creativity to the next level with her two absolutely incredible entertainment series: "The Super Ultra Dramatic Soapy Show", and "The Genobeh Heboneg Show"!

Both of these superb Times series have been huge Whyville successes! Not only does ushersg have a way with words when writing articles, but her entertainment "shows" just light up the whole section in the Times. I know I'm not the only one who's actually excited about clicking on the Entertainment section now that the SUDS Show and Genobeh Heboneg are there.

So what is ushersg's extraordinary Whyville accomplishment? Week after week, in a unique, knock-your-socks-off, light-hearted comical style, ushersg brings laughter to the Times, and believe me, that is NOT as easy to do as it sounds. Sure, there are lots of other Times Writers, but only ONE who can constantly deliver hilarious, original articles again and again, and that person is ushersg.

Maybe you've looked at the panes in the SUDS Show and thought, wow, that looks so easy to do. All you have to do is take a screenshot of people saying some stuff! Let me tell you now that ushersg puts a LOT of effort into every single episode and screenshot of the SUDS Show. It can take two or three attempts to get a screenshot right, and after that some even need editing. Getting all of those actors to say what they need to say at the right time is no easy task. All of that work that ushersg puts into the SUDS Show is for you guys.

Maybe you've also looked at "The Genobeh Heboneg Show" and thought, wow, I could do something like that EASY! Pffffft, think again my friends! A lot of time and effort is put into Miss Heboneg's show too you know. Ushersg is always surprising me with her original ideas for her show. She's always applying new techniques, and inspires me with her creativity. Plus, I can't help laughing for insanely long amounts of time after reading Genobeh Heboneg's interviews.

All I can say is thank you so much ushersg for all that you bring to the Times. You've given a lot of Whyvillians a lot of laughs, and that's a pretty outstanding accomplishment. Seeing as I've run out of adjectives to describe your talents, I'll just end with thank you. Thank you for all that you've done for the Times. Thank you for making me and many other Whyvillians laugh. Not only are you an amazing writer, but a hard worker, a wonderful comedian, and a great friend.

--rochrox

FINE PRINT: I am not responsible to any eye damage (because of the massive amount of words) you may have received from reading this WITS nor am I liable for any brain damage (from the massive amount of information you just took in). That you may have received prior to reading this WITS.

 

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