Author's Note: Read this article BEFORE you read the super amazing FINALE of THE SUPER ULTRA DRAMATIC SOAPY SHOW!
Come one! Come all! The Genobeh Heboneg show will be starting momentarily; while you wait, grab some popcorn and a seat . . . (it is suggested to hum the jeopardy theme song right about now for dramatic effect!) Well, uh, although this is fun just sitting around waiting for Ms. Heboneg, how about I just do the introduction? *Clears throat*
Welcome to the Genobeh Heboneg Show, I'm Genobeh Hebo - Oh, humbug, that doesn't work . . . *Clears throat a second time* Welcome to the Genobeh Heboneg Show, I'm NOT Genobeh Heboneg! Today we have a super amazing episode! (CUE OOOOOS & AHHHS FROM THE AUDIENCE) As you all know, the finale of "The Super Ultra Dramatic Soapy Show" premieres today - in just a few minutes! But before the premiere, there is a beautiful red carpet leading up to the "movie" doors to figure out this mystery, in addition, all the stars from the show will be walking down that red carpet, perhaps even answering a few of our questions!
In moments our first red carpet star will come down . . . BUT WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE GENOBEH IS! Okay, just like my therapist said, I just have to breathe? breathe, breathe, breathe!!! Who am I kidding? I need a replacement and fast! *Scans the audience . . . scans some more . . . and more*
You heard (I mean saw) her - lets roll!
Wow! That sure was a mouthful! Good job, Jenny, you were a rockin' replacement, sorry Genobeh, but that's show biz for ya! So, now, the moment you have all waited for . . . finale time! Brace yourself . . . truly, truly brace yourself.
The Super Ultra Dramatic Soapy Show
Cue Music and Applause,
Ushersg
