Hello, readers! This weekend, I went and saw the movie Jumper. It's about a guy who finds out he can teleport anywhere. So I decided to see if I could do the same thing. Lo and behold, I could! Read on . . .
I first used my power to fling myself far into the furthest reaches of space.
Next I decided to go to Egypt.
Next I went to Antarctica . . . and got a brilliant idea!
Unfortunately, my powers weren't as precise as I had thought . . .
I was kind of embarrassed, so I walked outside. Suddenly . . .
Long story short, he told me that if I tried to rob a bank again, even one with no real money, he'd call my parents. I learned an important lesson: That crime doesn't pay. And that everyone on Whyville can teleport places.
Next time: UnclGhost discovers he can fly!