I wonder about a lot of things. I've been wondering, bread is square, correct? We put meat on sandwiches, correct? Why is the meat round? If it's meant to go on bread and the company that makes the meat knows perfectly well that bread is square, why do they still make the meat round?
I think it's a little crazy because I mean, why not make your meat fit perfectly on the sandwich because that would just make the sandwich so much tastier. And we all know bread is the dominant factor in sandwiches, I'm not really sure why, it just is, so the meat should go to the shape of the bread and not vice versa of course. It's just a little wacky why this would be.
Morgan612: Why is sandwich meat round if bread is square?
Quee3: Because some idiot messed up at the shapes game for making sandwiches . . . and they keep messing up!
Gasohp: Because the meet company wants you to spend more money! To cover the whole slice of bread you would need like 3 pieces of meat . . . those little scammers.
Pgurl55: I guess because there has to be extra bread.
Liastar: Well, if it's bologna it's round cause pigs are too, but I don't know what to tell you about the bread.
Now that we had the opinions of the very smart and wonderful people of Whyville I needed the opinion of a professional. Or the Internet. The best answer I could find was a very logical one. Now let me explain this in my own words. Sausages are cylinder type shapes, right? And when you cut a sausage you get circular piece of meat, right? Yes! Yes is the right answer, good job! Well anyways, back in the day, all meats were put in a sausage type shape. And when they were cut? Circles!
Wow, I can't believe I actually found a true answer to one of these! I'm getting smarter! Or maybe I just asked a question that actually has an answer this time . . . hmm . . . But if that wasn't the answer I'd definitely have to go with Gasohp on the whole they want you to spend more money thing. Because people these days really like money. And they really like you to spend it. Because if you spend it they get money. And then they become rich. And people like to be rich. Because then they get cool things like hot tubs filled with Jello. Or is that only on TV?
But that's not the point. The point is meat is round. I think. Thanks for reading, this has been another . . . You know what? Your mom eats rice! Yeah, I went there!
