Hi fellow citizens. It's been awhile since I've written anything, and
unfortunately, this isn't the nicest article. I don't mean to offend anyone, I just
mean to get my point across.
OK....
"I am taped and I didn't do anything!"
"Someone hacked me and came on and said bad things and now I'm taped!"
"City Hall taped me and it wasn't me!"
"I don't know why I'm taped!"
You've probably guessed by now what this article is about and why I'm not being
particularly nice. If you haven't, let me clear things up for you. This article is about people constantly sending me Why-Mails when they're taped.
First of all, the rest of the Why-Mail Helpers and I can't do anything to help. I'm sorry, but we don't get those kinds of powers. Only City Workers can affect your taped state.
Second, City Hall wouldn't tape you for no reason, because she has everything you say saved in a chat log, and I don't think she just tapes people to have a good time.
Third, if someone else really was on your account, it's your own fault for giving
out your password. (Oh, yeah, and I don't appreciate Why-Mails talking about getting hacked. I can't do anything about that either.) No one would have said anything if you'd kept quiet with your password! (If someone actually guessed your password or something, then don't take this personally.)
All in all, my message is: YOU DID THE CRIME, NOW YOU SERVE THE
TIME!!!
For all Whyvillians who have never been taped and wasted your time reading
this, sorry. I just had to get this message across and I didn't have time to
Why-Mail each person this separately.
Citizens, be more careful next time!
Amanda
Note from City Hall: I just want to thank Amanda
and all our dedicated Why-Mail Helpers. You give so much of your time
and energy to help your fellow citizens (and me!) --
Thanks!!!
