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Bessy-George!

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Bessy-George!


Peppylove
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Okay, HEY!!! Some of you miss us, others don't, LOL.

Well, who saw the article a while back about Bessy-George? It was called Whyville's Greatest Mystery. I read it and I think we never got an answer, so I'm going to ask around...

Grandma first.

Me: Grans?
Her: Call me Grandma deary!
Me: Okay Grandma deary... *GOT CUT OFF*
Her: JUST GRANDMA!!
Me: Okay, just GRANDMA.
Her: GRRRR...
Me: Okay, okay Grandma, I have a question.
Her: What is that?
Me: Is Bessy-George a girl or boy?
Her: Well, neither, I guess.
Me: That doesn't help!
Her: Well, what will?
Me: If she's a boy or girl!
Her: Definitely...
Me: Yeah...???
Her: BOTH!!
Me: Bye-bye I... uh, er, have to uh, er.... eat... BYE!
Her: What a sweet little girl!

Next (thankfully) I talked to Dr. Leila. I mean, it is hers!

Her: Hello Peppy!
Me: GRRR, NOW I'M JUST LIKE GRANS!
Her: GranDMA!
Me: Okay, umm uh er... call me Peppy if you like.
Her: Yep, I will!
Me: Okay here's a question for you
Her: Oh boy, I do love those!
Me: Is Bessy-George a female or male?
Her: Oh, ummm, I should know this one... it's on the tip of my tongue... BOTH! Me: Oh great, that really helps.
Her: I'm glad it did!
Me: I guess... oh, one minute, my dad is calling me for, uh, er, supper!
Her: What a curious sweetheart!

OMG, I need to get away from these old ladies...!

Next I talked to the Scientist that talked to Astro25 (go see his article by clicking the link above!). Anyway, I talked to the same scientist, and...

Him: Hello, Miss.
Me: Oh, this is better!
Him: What do you need, ma'am?
Me: Oh, I came here to ask you something!
Him: And.....
Me: Is Bessy-George a gi...
Him: NOT AGAIN!!
Me: ...rl or boy?
Him: Ummm ma'am, again, it's RUBBER!
Me: Yeah, so?
Him: Ma'am, you are no more sensible than the other guy!
Me: Yea?
Him: Yea!
Me: And....
Him: The mental institution is down the block... I'd be more than happy to guide you there.
Me:(hehe) Okay... *RUNS AWAY*
Him: What psychos we have here in Whyville...!

Okay away from there... and well, guess what! I asked a person to help Me: PINK!!!!

ME: OMG IT'S ACTUALLY YOU!!!
Pink: Yeah whatever lady, whatdya want?
Me: Oh, have you been to Whyville?
Her: Yeah!
Me: You know that poor Bessy-George?
Her: You mean the Floaty?
Me: Yep!
Her: Okay what bout IT?
Me: Do you think its a boy or girl?
Her: Uhhh... JAMES HELP ME THERES A PSYCHO TRYING TO ASK ME ABOUT A FLOATY!
Me: Oh, hey James... *takes 5 steps back*
James: Hello. Ms. Pink say you go... BYE BYE!
Me: AHHHHHHH *THINK*

Holy, never mess with rich people! (Especially if they have bodyguards!) Well, I guess we still haven't solved this mystery!!!

Okay... where is that mental hospital again... maybe I need a little check up!

-Peppylove, Times reporter

 

 

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