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WHYVILLE HELP : GALLERY : DR. LEILA : SEARCH : SUBMIT : STAFF : HOME Jun 26, 2005

 

Bigfoot's Goodbye

Bigfoot departs for places unknown.

Howdy Whyville,

As you've probably heard by now, I am retiring from Whyville. I will no longer work for the company that runs our wonderful town, and so I will no longer be a City Worker. That means I'll be giving up my CW beanie as soon as I finish this article.

Some folks may wonder how I could leave Whyville. Sometimes, I wonder it myself. I find myself on a new path, headed down a fork in the river towards a new branch in my career as a writer. How did I get there? Because of you.

Whyville is where I got my first real taste of this thing called "online journalism". You could call it a trial by fire -- the going was not always smooth, but we paddled hard to keep the Times (and Whyville) on as even a keel as we could muster.

It's been a wonderful, wild and wacky six years. Thank you all.

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Sneezing
RoseOfRed wishes you Gesundheit!

   CREATIVE WRITING
Canadians Meet Their Neighbor
BeeZD directs and stars in this classic comedy.

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Critique Club: A New Beginning
Dartanian and chalkie get you ready.

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Your Article Is Stooopid!
Now that's not very nice....

Is Your Face in Proportion?

Senceless evaluates a proportional face.

One marvelous afternoon, I sat perched at my computer, my face glued to the screen, my hand tightly clutching the mouse as I rearranged the lips on my Whyville face so that they were placed perfectly in the way I wanted them.

Finally, after minutes of agonizing deliberation, I fixed them in the exact spot I was hoping for. Without wasting any time, as if I feared a meteor of some kind would come crashing onto my computer before my face was saved, I clicked done. I smiled to myself as I sat back in my chair and admired my now complete, flawless masterpiece.

I could use a life outside of Whyville, huh?

It wasn't until then that I realized something: My face was appallingly unproportional, as are many of the floating heads around Whyville.

In the true spirit of the Whyville Way, I decided to investigate this impression of mine.

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