Hello! My name is Herman. I was purchased just over a year or so ago by a young
couple who were expecting. These days, the small child loves splashing amongst the
waters that I enjoy swimming. Often, the tiny tot even gnaws on my beak.
sometimes painful, I cherish every minute of it, for I know my days are
numbered. Who knows... any day now I could accidentally get flushed down that
large wondrous tub. Or even worse than that, I could get devoured by the massive
furry creature that roams around everywhere, sometimes drinking out of that