Hello my fellow Whyvillians,
I write today because of the many polls that I've seen stating
that Whyville has to help Newbies, that Whyville has to be the one to make sure
they have what's necessary to make it as citizens.
People, we are making the Newbies dependent on Whyville's "government,"
if you will, to get the face parts, clams, and whatnot that they need. Why don't
we, as the citizens of Whyville, help our fellow citizens?
Here's an idea: